A rant about Far Cry 3

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Huh, wait wha? I’m supposed to WRITE on a BLOG!?!

But in all honestly I have been busy sleeping all week long because let me tell you, it is the devil’s furnace here in Poland.

So I’m trying to fix a CDAA succession and in the downtime a Lemon has gifted me Far Cry 3. And let me tell you is that game confusing. It doesn’t know what to do with itself. One moment it gives you the opportunity to gain extra xp (Experience Points) by liberating an outpost without being detected and the next this happens. Yes that is the in-game music and yes you get high from it.

The main character, Jason. Goes from “I’ve never shot anyone!” to mowing down lanes of enemies at a certain mansion. Which completely screws you up because you were busy trying to get those stealth bonuses to worry about an armed to the teeth military. He also goes-

Wait, you wanted a spoiler alert? God damn you should have seen this coming. Durr,

Anyway.

Jason goes from being knocked out from a tap to the head to somehow screwing up 20+ soldiers while he was restrained and having his finger cut off. And it was during a dream sequence. All because of some magical thingey  Although it looks pretty damn badass I have to admit.

To top it all off the game was running smoothly however when I tried to turn the game looked like it was loading or something.

Finally. No *return to before the ending* button. Why is it that all singular ending games have one?

“But you grumpy angry man!” I hear you cry, “Surely there is a save button!”

I’M SORRY WHAAAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE DUBSTEP AND THE DRUMS AND THE BADASS AMBIENT MUSIC AND THE FEEL OF THE WIND WHILE I WINDSUIT FROM 10 CM OFF THE GROUND FOR SOME BADASS TRAVELLING.

Levi better approve this… (He had to change things….)

That concludes this post on The “Secret” Podcaster. Hope you learned something 🙂

‘But what if it’s wrong’ and ‘What if we can….’ — What if?

‘But what if it’s wrong?’ — That is the question this post will partly be about. It will more focus on theory’s and stuff of the sort.

But what if it’s wrong?

But what if it’s wrong? What do I mean by that? I mean, what if evolution is wrong, if gravity is fake and the only reason were on the ground is because we subconsciously decided to be. What if everything we base our life on is wrong? If we only need will to survive instead of food, water, clothing and shelter? ‘But what if it’s wrong?’

What if we can….?

What if our fortune is based of our mind power (As in your will)?* What if we can fall ‘to our death’ but instead land on your feet without pain or saws. What if you get hit by a car but you go right through it? What if we can do anything we like with the strength of our brain?*

How do we know?

How do we know? We don’t. There are some questions that we will never be able to answer. Is god real? Is there a plant extinct that we don’t know about? Is there a living thing extinct that we don’t know about? Is there other life forms beyond the stars?** We don’t know, we probably will never know.

The truth.

There is a sad truth to it all. Despite our gigantic knowledge base, we know hardly any big questions. It’s sad, but it’s the truth.

This concludes this post on The “Secret” Podcaster. Hope you learned something 🙂

*More coming up in the futer.
** Go here to see information about this question – video by Vsauce.